Kids are terrible and I dont want any
BILL MURRAY THO
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
being a human is so weird
THE DVD LOGO HIT THE CORNER, THE CORNERRRRR.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
Hahahahhaa! Love it!!!
She sang Iggy Azealia. I DIE
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